My Love For You Is Like a Truck

I just wanted to say that I respect you all, despite whether or not I like whatever it is you obsess over, but my fandom is the greatest.

Why?

Because Derpy Hooves, a former mishap (and fan favorite) of a background pony, is now. Fucking. Canon.

The DLC, set to release on January 17th, is complete with 5 multiplayer maps, 5 new characters, 4 new weapon skins, and 250G worth of achievements.

• Now They Begin to Understand – Complete 12 waves of Beast on all Fenix Rising Maps.  (20 points)

• Defending the Past – Complete all 50 waves of Horde on any of the Fenix Rising Maps.  (25 points)

• Come to Poppa – Win a Versus multiplayer match as a team of five Recruit Claytons (any mode).  (15 points)

• Locust, Forever – Win a Versus multiplayer match as a team of five Savage Marauders (any mode).  (15 points)

• Time to Re-up – Achieve level 100 and choose to re-up for another tour of duty. (50 points)

• Again! – Achieve level 100 a second time and choose to re-up for another tour of duty.  (50 points)

• I’ve Done it All! – Earn at least one of each of the original 132 combat ribbons.  (75 points)

It’s like EPIC gave me a birthday present. Fucking awesome.

MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER.

Some asshole just busted in my front windshield.

The ladyfriend got me Seasons 2 & 3 for Christmas, which was totally fucking metal, and as I already owned the first one, I decided to watch them all. Fucking cliffhangers, man.

Alsos, I feels really bads for Tokis. Alls hes wants to dos is makes pals.

frankjavcee asked: You're a Bronie!? Le Gasp... That's cool.

And then I’m outta this bitch. Forreals.